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Smeh je pol zdravja 5 years 10 months ago #1418

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A kdo ve, kakšna je razlika med igračo za otroke in igračo za velike fante ? ;)
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Odg:Smeh je pol zdravja 5 years 10 months ago #1421

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criptus napisal(a):
A kdo ve, kakšna je razlika med igračo za otroke in igračo za velike fante ? ;)

V ceni B)
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Odg:Smeh je pol zdravja 5 years 10 months ago #1422

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Kviz na radiu Sarajevo: "Pitanje za 100 maraka: šta je to? Ima 4 kotača i vozi se...?"
Kliče Mujo: "Jel' to auto ?"
Spiker: "Vrlo blizu ste, al nije, nego auto s vozačem..."
Sada pitanje za 1000 maraka: "Šta je to? Ima 6 kotača i vozi se...?"
Kliče spet Mujo: "Jel' to kamion ?"
Spiker: "Vrlo blizu ste, al nije, nego kamion s vozačem..."
Mujo se razkuri: "Imam ja za vas jedno pitanje za 100 hiljada maraka: šta to žena ima među nogama!?!?"
Spiker: "Jel' to pi*da?"
Mujo: "Nije, nego pi*da ti materina!!!!"
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Odg:Smeh je pol zdravja 5 years 10 months ago #1425

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igor napisal(a):
criptus napisal(a):
A kdo ve, kakšna je razlika med igračo za otroke in igračo za velike fante ? ;)

V ceni B)

Odgovor je pravilen ;)
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Odg:Smeh je pol zdravja 5 years 10 months ago #1428

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Rad bi z vami delil eno zanimivo izkušnjo.

Gre za alkohol in vožnjo.
Kot veste, so tudi nekateri izmed nas v preteklosti zaradi tega že imeli težave z organi pregona… Nekega večera sem šel s prijatelji na večerjo. Bilo je krasno in dotolkli smo se ga z odličnim vinom. Zavedal sem se, da sem mrtvo pijan in naredil sem nekaj, kar nisem naredil še nikoli – domov sem odšel z avtobusom!!! Domov sem prispel VARNO in BREZ NEZGOD.


To me je zares razveselilo, saj še nikoli prej nisem vozil avtobusa! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Odg:Smeh je pol zdravja 5 years 10 months ago #1430

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Dobra fora ja ampak alkohol je k.... sploh pa v avtu in družinah...

Odpre Chuck Noris hladilnik pri čemer se močno zatrese puding. "Kaj cvikaš, saj sem samo po pivo prišel" pravi Chuck hahahahaha :lol:
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Odg:Smeh je pol zdravja 5 years 10 months ago #1487

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IWC za en žeton ;)

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Odg:Smeh je pol zdravja 5 years 10 months ago #1490

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Pa še malo IWC:







And many others... www.fliegeruhr.ch/iwc_werbung.htm
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Odg:Smeh je pol zdravja 5 years 10 months ago #1492

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Že videno, pa vseeno...

RJEČNIK SAVREMENOG BOSANSKOG BIZNIS JEZIKA

(UPDATED BOSNIAN BUSINESS LANGUAGE)

(za poslovne ljude iz inozemstva)

(for businessmen from outside)


LANGUAGE OUTSIDE
KOD NAS SE KAŽE

Haven't seen you for a long time.
Đe si, pizda ti materina!

I've been waiting for you for a while.
Đe s' bio, jebo te ja.

You didn't recognize all the aspects.
Jebem te ćorava.

You must be joking.
Sereš.

I think you're wrong.
Puši kurac.

The information you have is wrong.
Jedeš govna.

Your secretary is very attractive.
Jel, jebeš li ti to?

Have a nice time.
Diši malo.

What's his position in the company?
Koji je on kurac?

Publicity is not in our interest.
Koji će mi kurac reklama?

His opinion is not relevant.
Ko ga jebe.

Your project is easy to realize.
To je pičkin dim.

It is impossible.
Može, al' u kurcu.

We can't give you a loan.
Dam ti kurac na odloženo.

You don't have to obey this law.
Jebo zakon.

At last.
Fala kurcu.

Why don't you agree?
Koji ti je kurac?

He's not very powerful.
Može mi ga popušiti.

I'm sorry.
Jebi ga.


I wouldn't agree with you.
Jebo ti tu priču.

Thank you.
(taj izraz ne postoji)
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Odg:Smeh je pol zdravja 5 years 10 months ago #1514

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Pozno zvečer, pelje fant prijateljico domov, skozi temen gozd.

Prijateljica mu pravi: veš, mene je ful strah, da me ti ne posiliš.
Fant ji odgovori: pa ne bom te posilil, kaj ti pa je.

Po parih kilometrih vožnje, prijateljica ponovno pripomni: ampak mene je res strah, da boš ti mene posilil.
Fant ji ponovno odgovori: pa res te ne bom posilil, si zmešana, me pa ja poznaš.

Po naslednjih nekaj kilometrih, mu prijateljica pravi: veš kaj, daj ti mene posili, da me ne bo več strah... :P
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